An absurd, mock-charitable one-liner for fans of dry, dark humor. Strictly a joke, served straight-faced.
100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors may be a cotton/polyester blend)
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Available in multiple colors and sizes
Printed to order just for you
Sizing: Unisex adult fit, available S to 6XL — see our Size Guide page for measurements. Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Shipping: Printed to order and shipped in about 2 to 5 business days.
